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Wed, 23 Jul 2008
My Eyes are Open
We wnt to Falls Creek last week. It really opened
my eyes. Not only, did I finally join the
Christian family, but I found out something. Until
you've fulfilled God's purpose, you can't die.
Since I was four, I've probably been hurt multiple
times. I wanted on the roof when I was three or
four. I slipped from the tree branch, dangled from
that branch for a few minutes, and finally just
dropped. It's about a 10-15 feet drop. And if I
was only about 3'4" (I was tall.) then, what would
you do? Last summer, I got a blood infection. It
started from flea bites, which I ruthlessly
picked, and got pulled out of my favorite class to
go to the doctor. (Mom! It's not a blood infection
until it starts to taste like poison!) It had been
tasting like poison. And especially at camp, I
fell on a cactus. (!!!!!!) Nope, no crying. I
think I still have a needle in my hand as a
souvenir. And that was on Tuesday. on Wednesday I
got lost twice. At volleyball I climbed a tree,
slid down, scraped myself in plain view of a lot
of people older than me, and went back up. Front
teeth came back in at about 4. Because I somehow
managed to shove them up my gums. And then I broke
those permanent teeth. I think that's a blog on
here. Crack. Two years earlier I broke my finger.
Smack. A year and a half before that I got
stitches. Screech. I scraped out about a half pint-
pint of blood. The lights go out. Another black
out. Snap. A teenage girl's fifty pound tub falls
on me. Rip. I'm stuck in a tree on the verge of
falling off. And I'm still goin' strong, despite
that I can taste the poisony blood. As you can
tell, I've been through a lot. Which is proof that
God exists, because I'm still alive. So I haven't
fulfilled my life's calling yet.